I’ve been watching a lot of movies lately so let’s get back to the point. I love movies, and I love talking about them. I have yet to find one that I don’t enjoy. But what I’ve found is that some of the characters I like in movies are characters that I may not have liked in real life, and vice versa.
The big problem with movies is that they are often about people who are so famous and famous people are so famous that it is sometimes hard to tell who the real characters are. The problem with movies is that they often give you the impression that you should love them (I know, because that is the kind of person who loves movies), but when you actually begin to watch them, you see that the characters are almost always a little bit ridiculous.
That happens when the characters are bald. When a movie is about a bald person, the audience can only see the eyes and the hair and it’s very easy to dismiss them as ridiculous. Bald characters are often the worst, because their appearance is so clearly ridiculous that it is hard to believe or sympathize with them. That’s particularly true of characters that have a bald forehead.
In addition to the character baldness, there are many other reasons why bald characters are so ridiculous.
There are a lot of bald-headed people in the movies. They have a bald head and a bald face. When a movie is about a bald person, the audience can only see the eyes, the hair, and the eyes of the person. It’s a good thing because the audience can see the bald man in the movie. It’s an especially fine thing to watch when the bald man gets a new haircut.
Many of the bald characters you see in movies are extremely annoying because they have to talk like idiots on the screen. They can’t talk at all. They have to say, “We have a bald guy in the room who is talking… and we’re talking about a bald guy in the room who is talking… and the bald guy in the room can’t talk… so, can we talk about a bald guy in the room who is talking and can’t talk… or…
Well, we can talk about a bald guy who is talking and cant talk. Its a good thing, the bald guy is talking the same way as we are. Bald people have the same sense of humor as everyone else, but they cant talk, so they have to make up their own. They don’t really need to, really.
I dont think we need to worry about a bald guy in the room who is talking and cant talk. its funny, its funny. Its a good thing.
So, bald characters in movies, that’s good, its a good thing. A good thing? Well, the bald guy cant talk, but he has hair. Its a good thing.
I thought it might be a good thing to start a new thread because there have been several discussions where people complained about how bald characters in movies looked fake. I think they have some valid points and I am going to elaborate on them, because I think they are both true and important.
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